Народные пародии на песни Битлз


Cranberry Sauce Forever
(в оригинале: Strawberry Fields Forever)

Let me gobble down, my sweet tasting cranberry sauce..
eating is real and eating is good to hung about
Cranberry Sauce forever
tasting is easy with eyes closed
You should be digesting all you eat
It's getting sour to eat some cranberries but it's still sweet
It is still tasted good to me
Let me gobble down, my sweet tasting cranberry sauce
eating is real and eating is good to hung about
Cranberry Sauce forever
No one I think is in my tree
I mean it must be some kind of a berry tree
That is you don't know nothing can top a cranberry.
That is I think it's not too bad
Let me gobble down, my sweet tasting cranberry sauce
eating is real and eating is good to hung about
Cranberry Sauce forever
Always, no sometimes, think it's me
But you know I know it's just a cranberry
I think ya know I mean a 'sauce' and it's all right..
That is I think it's just a berry..
Let me gobble down, my sweet tasting cranberry sauce
eating is real and eating is good to hung about
Cranberry Sauce forever
Cranberry Sauce forever
Cranberry Sauce forever

Nintendo 64
(в оригинале: When I'm Sixty Four)

When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
I will still be playing to past my time.
having fun drinking bottle of wine
If I'd been up till quarter to three
and locking my door
I will be with you but I'm playing my
Nintendo 64
You'll be older too
And if you say the word
I could play with you
I could be handy, playing a game
When the light have gone
You can draw the Yoshi by the fireside
Sunday mornings playing all day..
Super Mario and lots of game..
I could play for more
I will be with you but I'm playing my
Nintendo 64
Every summer I can rent a cartridge
For many days and nights, if it's not too old
It's not a dream to play
your Grandchildren's game like
Super Mario
Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating your game review
Indicate precisely how to save my day
I query you to give away
Give me your answer,
and hints for more
I will be with you but I'm playing my
Nintendo 64

Internet Is Fun
(в оригинале: Mother Nature's Son)
Автор: Steve Carr: btlman64@aol.com

Logging in to a chat room,
Internet is Fun
All day long,
I'm tying up the phone lines as I chat.
Going onto web pages,
Internet is Fun
Browsing pages,
I'm comparing downloads from each one.
Finally I'm logging off,
Internet is Fun
Now I'm busy,
Looking at the stuff I downloaded.
Aaah...
Internet is Fun

Batman
(в оригинале: Taxman).

Let me tell you to see this movie
There's a good actor called George Clooney
Yeah He's the Batman,
yeah, He's the Batman
There are few good movies for this summer.
forget raptors and catch a bat fever..
Let's see the Batman,
Let's, see the Batman
It's a batmobile, that will roam the street
Let's meet Mr. Freeze, he can take out you heat
That cute batgirl , will get you on your feet..
batman and Robin, they move with the speed.
Batman
Yeah's He's the Batman,
yeah He's the batman
Don't ask me why I see it for(Ah Ah Mr. Bruce Wayne)
All I really want is too see it more.(Ah Ah Mr. Freeze)
'cause I like the Batman.
yeah, I like the Batman
Here's my advice: be early in line..
the tickets will appear before your eyes.
Yeah you'll like the Batman,
yeah, you'll like the Batman
And you'll seeing this movie with me
Batman..

And I Hate Mac
(в оригинале: And I Love Her)
Автор: Matt Duquiane

I see them in the store
I start to laugh
Those people are pretty dumb:
Ones who buy Macs
And I hate Mac
PC's give you everything
and quickly
The idiots with "power" Macs
cry endlessly
And I hate Mac
A PC like mine
will never die
as long as I
upgrade cheaply
Bright is Win 95
Dark is their screen
I know this PC of mine
will never die
And I hate Mac
Bright is Win 95
Dark is their screen
I know this PC of mine
will never die
And I hate Mac

Real Audio
(в оригинале: Real Love)
Автор: Dave White: D.White1@Sheffield.ac.uk

All my little MIDIs and WAVs,
They're something that I used to have,
Seems that all I really was doin',
Was waitin' for ra 2.
Just like little girls and boys,
Playing with computer toys,
Seems like all we really were doin',
Was converting sound files.
No need to have poor sound,
No need to have poor sound.
It's real audio,
It's real.
Yes it's real audio,
It's real.
From this moment on I know,
Exactly where my WAVs can go,
Seems that all I really was doin',
Was deleting MIDI files.
No need to be afraid,
No need to be afraid.
We've got real audio,
It's real.
Yes it's real audio,
It's Real.
Thought my WAVs were good before,
But in my heart I wanted more,
Now I think I've found the key,
It's real audio 3!
No need to be without,
No need to be without.
It's real audio,
It's real.
Yes it's real audio,
It's real.

Lucy In the Sky With Diode
(в оригинале: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds)

Picture yourself with software to deliver
Your code won't compile with two thousand tries
Somebody calls to walk through your new program
A girl with oscilloscope eyes
Silicon RAM chips that mess up your screen
Showering rays through your head
Look for your brain at the end of the day
And it's gone
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Follow her down past her desk by a mountain
Of documentation, you ask yourself why
Everyone smiles as you fumble through spec sheets
That read so incredibly dry
Verification appears such a chore
Yawning the hours away
Climb up a wall looking for the dead code
Then you're gone
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Picture yourself with your own new workstation
With parallel ports and a fast floppy drive
Suddenly someone is there with your paycheck
The girl with oscilloscope eyes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes

Letter B
(Sesame Street'ская пародия Let It Be)

when i find i can't remember
what comes after a
and before c
my mother always whispers words of wisdom
letter b
she told me b starts
big and bird and
ball and bat and battery
yes buh buh buh buh buh means
letter b
letter b, letter b, letter b, letter b
she whispers buh buh buh means letter b
and when i feel downhearted,
mother whispers
b words constantly
like bib, bob, bulb, and bubble
letter b
now in my hour of darkness
there's a sound i know will comfort me,
it's the buh buh buh buh buh of letter b
letter b, letter b, letter b, letter b
my mother whispers b words,
letter b
letter b, letter b, letter b, letter b
my mother whispers b words,
letter b
letter b, letter b, letter b, letter b
bless the buh-buh sound of letter b

Lonely Users
(В оригинале : Eleanor Rigby)

Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard
And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal
Finding some code
That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Guru MacKenzie
Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
Isn't it fun?
Look at him working,
Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
Where is the style?
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Eleanor Rigby
Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
What is it worth?
Guru MacKenzie
Wiping the blood off his hands as he walks from the grave;
Nothing was saved.
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Unix Man
Автор : Brad Morrison
(В оригинале: Nowhere Man)

He's a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX .plans
For nobody
Knows the blocksize from 'du'
Cares not where /dev/null goes to
Isn't he a bit like you
And me?
UNIX Man, don't worry
It's the tube that's blurry
UNIX Man
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned
He's as wise as he can be
Programs in lex, yacc and C
UNIX Man, can you help me
At all?
UNIX Man, please listen
My printout is missin'
UNIX Man
The wo-o-o-orld is your 'at' command

When I'm Sixty Four
(на ту же песню)
Автор: Sarah Elizabeth Miller

When I get older, losing my hair,
Many years from now,
I will still be sittin' at a terminal,
Number crunching giving me hell,
Rewriting programs, running them through,
Logged in evermore.
I'll always be here.
I'll never leave here
'Til I'm sixty-four.
It would be dandy getting this done,
If it were correct.
But here I sit from Friday night 'til Saturday,
Sunday morning typing away.
One hundred hours all through the week,
Printouts on the floor.
I'll always be here.
I'll never leave here
'Til I'm sixty-four.
Send me a post card, drop me a line
From your graduate school.
Mail it "care of Barton Hall two-twenty-five."
Let me know if I'm still alive!
There you will find me buried beneath
Printouts by the score.
I'll always be here.
I'll never leave here
'Til I'm sixty-four.

Write in C
(В оригинале: Let It Be)

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."
As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C."
Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C.
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.
If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C.
(and what about C++ ?)

Bill Gates
(в оригинале: Get Back)

Bill Gates was a man who thought he wasn't a loser
But Microsoft wouldn't last..
Bill Gates who came up with DOS and the nice Windows
is planning for the net control.
Bill Gates! Bill Gates!
The net isn't belong to you.
Bill Gates! Bill Gates!
The net isn't belong to you.
Get back, Bill Gates. Go home!
The great man named Bill Gates thought he wasn't a geek.
but his crews are surly geeks.
Some people around him say he's got it building.
But he builds it while he can.
Bill Gates! Bill Gates!
The net isn't belong to you.
Bill Gates! Bill Gates!
The net isn't belonged to you.
Get back, Bill Gates. Go home!
Oh! Bill Gates! Bill Gates!
The net isn't belong to you.
Yeah! Bill Gates! Bill Gates!
The net isn't belong to you.
Get back, Bill Gates. Go home!

Yesterday
Автор: John L. Berger

Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Microsoft brought new ones here to stay.
Oh, how I wish for yesterday.
Suddenly,
Nothing works at all efficiently.
GPFs are running rampantly.
Oh, Microsoft, just please leave me!
Why we had to go
To Windows 95
I couldn't say.
Windows just works wrong.
How I long for yesterday.
Suddenly,
OS/2 was praised triumphantly
But was marketed pathetically.
Now 95 is haunting me.
Why 95 is alive
I just can't say.
Bill just stole the Mac
And went back
To Yesterday.
Ah yesterday --
So where do I want to go today?
To a place where Gates is far away.
Oh, how I wish for yesterday.

The Strong and Binding Load
(в оригинале: The long and Winding Road)
Атор: Craig Shroeder

The strong and binding load that cleaves to your drawers
Swilled beavers shift your gears
Obscene fat toads at war
In hallways filled with beer...leaking out your pores!
The wide and witless blight of your brain cast to waste
Has left a drooling leer
Frozen on your face
Frogs squeeze meat in your ear...rotting up the place!
Zany rhymes that you moan
Show signs of brain decline
Dumb as clay, full of mold
An empty vapid mind
But still they seep in cracks
To the long and grinding nose
You goosed me in the rear
King Kong climbed for dough
Don't keep me wretching here (don't keep me wretching)
Breed me on the floor!

A DAY ON THE NET
(в оригинале: A Day In The Life)
Автор: Alex Hander

I read a post today, oh boy
About a boring man, who made a page
And though the page was rather bad
Well I just had to laugh
Tho' I had read just half
He saw a .gif today, oh boy
It had a well known pic; used before
A crowd of surfers clicked on "Back"
I headed for the door
I've seen that pic before
I'd love to log... on...
Woke up, got on the net
T'get as much, as I could get
Found my way inside, a chat room
But that chat room, would soon be my tomb
Ahhhhhhh....

INTERNET WRITER
(в оригинале: Paperback Writer)
Автор: Alex Hander

Internet Writer...
Dear homepage surfer will you read my page
It took a day to write it, it's the latest rage
It based on a page by a man named Haber
And I need a hobby
So I wanna be an Internet writer
INTERNET WRITER!
It's a well done story, of the Beatles Anth
I'll be writing more when I get a grant
My PC runnin', but it needs t'be tighter
And I need some cash
So I gotta be an internet writer
INTERNET WRITER!
Internet Writer....
I think you'll like it, and I hope you will
I gotta give you this or my service is killed
If it seems to long, I can make it lighter
But out of all of this,
I wanna be an Internet writer
INTERNET WRITER!

I'M ONLY SURFING
(в оригинале: I'm Only Sleeping)
Автор: Alex Hander

When I log on to my local server,
I transform, to a surfer
Searchin' URLs at such a speed
Readin' newsgroups, with such ease (with such ease)
Think I'll chat now, 'bout my cat now
Mindless stuff like that
I'm only surfing
I read homepages at the rate of seven
I am in, h-t-t-p heaven
Findin all the Beatles stuff I can
I am one serious fan (sear-yous fan)
I won't quit now, no won't split now
Leave me where I am
I'm only surfing
Keepin' an eye on the posts goin' by my screen now,
Lost track of time...
Sittin' here and wonderin' what happened,
Reachin' for, the "Back" button

YOUR SERVER SHOULD KNOW
(в оригинале: Your Mother Should Know)
Автор: Alex Hander

Let's all get on, and write us a site
That people will stay up and read all night
But you'll find out that posting is all just a show
Your server should know
Your server should know
Ask 'em again...
(repeat first verse)
Let's all get on, our knees and beg,
The head of AOL were not pulling his leg
He might believe us but probably he won't,
Your server should know
Your server should know

YER (net) BLUES
( в оригинале:Yer Blues)
Автор: Alex Hander

Yes I wanna, visit this site
Yes I wanna, visit this site
If I ain't there already,
Y'know this server really bites
It's a site, 'bout the Beatles
It's a site, 'bout the Beatles
Before AOL was alright
But now there on pins and needles
Netscape gets me mad
AOL, is much worse
I pay by the hour, now
You know what that's worth?
Yes I wanna, visit this site
Yes I wanna, visit this site
If I ain't there already,
Y'know this server really bites

SOME OTHER GUY
(на ту же песню)
Автор: Alex Hander

Some Other Guy, now,
Has taken away my page design, woah now,
Some Other Guy, now,
Is makin' me wish I had resigned, woah now,
Some Other Guy, now,
I just don't wanna view his site, oh now,
I'm the only one, who doesn't have a website, now
Woah oh ho ho
Some Other Guy, now
Is not respoding to my E-Mail, woah now,
Some Other Guy, now
Is makin' me very very mad, woah now,
Some Other Guy, now
I just wanna go offline right now, oh now,
I'm the only one, who doesn't have a website now
Woah oh ho ho

CHAT ROOM USER
(в оригинале: Blackbird)
Автор: Alex Hander

Chat Room user in my website
Take these URLs, and view all night
All the night,
You were only waiting for this links, to be free
Chat Room Site, Chat Room Site
Into the light, of this new website
Chat room user in my website
Take this .jpg viewer and look and see
All the night,
You were only waiting, for this moment to see
Chat Room Site, Chat Room Site
Into the light, of this new website

; PLEASE DON'T POST, MAN
(в оригинале: Please Mr. Postman)
Автор: Alex Hander

WAIT!
Oh yes, wait bit before you post, man
WAIT!
Way-ay-ait b'fore you post, man
Please don't post, man, unless you see
That what you're sayin' really sounds cheesy
I'm been postin', such a long time
So I should know what you're sayin' is grime!
Some many times, you've left a po-woah-wost
Givin' you, no room to boast
Please, Please don't post, man! Check and see,
If you're just spoutin' somethin' awfully
Ya gotta
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute
Check it and see,
Sounds cheesy to me
Ya gotta
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute
It had better be better
Or you'll get a letter!
Ya gotta
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute...

NETSCAPE MAN
(в оригинале: Nowhere Man)
Автор: Alex Hander

He's a real Netscape man,
Typing in his chat room land
Getting all the kicks he can
From his PC
Internet Beatles Album,
Spanish Page, have lots of fun
He won't stop till he is done
With his PC
Everypage talks of the Anth
Some of them need to be banned
Same old, same old, everytime
That I log on
Netscape man,
Please limit,
All the time,
You're spendin'
Netscape man,
W-W-W, is at your command!
Sure has got a point of view,
He'll be glad to share with you
All the things he can do
on a newsgroup
Netscape man,
You're a bore,
Netscape man,
Please no more
Netscape man,
Your homepage should get canned!

I'VE GOT A WEBPAGE
(в оригинале: I've Got A Feeling)
Автор: Alex Hander

I've got a webpage,
A homepage deep inside, the net, oh no
I got a webpage,
I want everyone to get, oh no
I Got A Webpage!
Yeah!
I got a homepage,
Ev'ryone should see, oh no
I've got a homepage,
It's got "Live At The BBC!" Oh yeah!
Everybody has a modem
Everybody has a server
Everybody has a homepage
Everybody is a surfer
Everybody made a website
Everybody sent an E-Mail
Everybody wrote to Bill Gates
Everybody saw a .jpg

TYIN' THE LINE
(в оригинале: I Feel Fine)
Автор: Alex Hander

My PC's workin' fine, y'no
I'm on it all the time, y'no
Yes it's so...
I really like the net,
An' Tyin' The Line
My server's good to me y'no
It really helps me see, y'no
I want mo'...
I'm on quite alot,
An' Tyin the line
I'm so glad,
My service is so good
It's so rad,
I'd live there if I could

WE HATE YOU
(в оригинале: She Loves You)
Автор: Alex Hander

We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!
You think you're somethin' new,
You're try-in' to brainwa-ah-ash!
I've got one word for you
And it's name is "Macintosh"
And so we hate you,
Cause we know you're really bad
We hate you,
You really make us maaad!
(Bo-oo-oooo)
We all loathe William Gates,
For Windows Nienty-Fi-ah-ive
And when we show our hate,
We hope he won't survive!
And so
We hate you,
Cause we know you're really bad
We hate you,
You really make us maaad!
(Bo-oo-oooo)
With a comp. like that,
You really make us mad
With a comp. like that,
You really make us mad
We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEEAAH!

EVERY PROGRAMS TRYING TO TAKE MY MEM'RY
(в оригинале: Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby)
Автор: Alex Hander

Weeeell,
It took some mem'ry,
From meee,
Used it up and then
Did nothing
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry, now
Went out last night,
I bought a disk,
Brought it home and
Took the risk
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry, now
Windows 95,
Took the most,
Hooked it up,
All it did was boast
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry, now
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry, now

TILL THERE WAS DOS
(в оригинале: Till There Was You)
Автор: Alex Hander

There was space, on a disk
But I never, used it's mem'ry
No, I never used it a'tall
Till there was DOS
There were errors, in a drive
But I never, noticed problems
No, I never noticed a'tall
Till there was DOS
And there were programs
And wonderful mem'ry
In sweet, drives C & D
A lot, or few
There were bytes, on my comp.
But I never, took advantage
No, I never took them a'tall
Till there was DOS
TILL, THERE WAS DOS!!!

I Could Eat Eggrolls Forever
(в оригинале: Strawberry Fields Forever)
Автор: SulfurFury@aol.com

Let me take you down,
'cause I'm going to
The Hotel Cafe
I don't have to pay
I think the maitre' de likes me
I could eat eggrolls forever.
Eating is easy with eyes closed
Open up your mouth and wedge it in
It's getting hard to choose which kind
but they all taste great
It doesn't matter much to me.
Let me take you down,
cause I'm going to
The Hotel Cafe
I don't have to pay
I think the maiter de' likes me
I could eat eggrolls forever.
No one I think is in my league
I mean no one eats more than me
That is, you know, you can't beat me
but it's alright
It's from the practice that I've had.
Let me take you down,
cause I'm going to
The Hotel Cafe
I don't have to pay
I think the waiter he likes me
I could eat eggrolls forever.
Always hope that I'll lose this weight
But you know I know when it's a dream
I think I know of what to eat
but it's all wrong
So I think I'll eat these sweets.
Let me take you down,
cause I'm going to
The Hocal Cafe
I don't have to pay
I think the maiter de likes me
I could eat eggrolls forever.
I could eat eggrolls forever
I could eat eggrolls forever.
(heavy guitar interlude)
I ATE MRS. PAUL'S
I AM THE WALRUS - GOO GOO G' JOOB
NUMBER NINE... NUMBER NINE
ONE, ONE.. NINE - ONE ONE... NINE, ONE, ONE.....
(applause into fade..)

In My Server
(в оригинале: In My Life)
Автор: Pong

There are bugs in my server.
All the night, they erase my files
those remainers not for better
some have gone and some remain
all these bugs had their moments
with hackers and friends
who made system calls
bugs aren't dead and still living
In my life I've hated them all..
But of all these bugs on my servers
there is no one compared with Worm
All my memmories have been missing.
when I try to save as someting new
Though I know I'll never lose my frustration
for those bugs that kill my files before
I know I'll often stop and erase them
In my life I hate them more..

Though I know I'll never lose my frustration
for those bugs that kill my files before
I know I'll often stop and erase them
In my life I hate them more..
In my life I hate them more..

Gay Stripper

(в оригинале: Day Tripper)
Автор: Pongpakon Nantasenamat

Got a good reason
for taking the way to come out
Got a good reason
for taking the way to come out
He was a gay stripper
In the closet, yeah
It took him so long to come out
and I found out
He's a big queer
He took himself all ways there
He's a big queer
He took himself all ways there, now
He was a gay stripper
In the closet, yeah
It took him so long to come out
and I found out
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Tried to be stripper
He only strips one night, man
Tried to be stripper
He only strips one night, man..
He was a gay stripper
In the closet, yeah
It took him so long to come out
and I found out
Gay Stripper, Gay Stripper, Yeah..

All You Need Is Ram
(в оригинале: All You Need Is Love)

RAM, RAM, RAM
RAM, RAM, RAM
RAM, RAM, RAM
There's no code you can do that can't be done
Nothing on cache memory that can't be saved
If something crash but you can avoid by adding memory
It's easy
There's no memomory on PC that can't be full
No files on your hard drive that can't be saved
For code that your wrote but it runs slow.. go and get more RAM
It's easy
All you need is RAM
All you need is RAM
All you need is RAM, RAM
RAM is all you need
RAM, RAM, RAM
RAM, RAM, RAM
RAM, RAM, RAM
Lagman
(в оригинале: Taxman)
Авор: Richard Green:math0001@ermine.ox.ac.uk

Let me tell you how long it's been
That's 7K in 19 min
'Cause I'm the lagman, yeah, I'm the lagman
Should fifty baud appear quite sad
Be thankful it's not really bad
'Cause I'm the lagman, yeah, I'm the lagman
If you download sound, I'll lag your clip
If you try to process, I'll lag your chip
If you ftp, I'll lag your zip
If you surf the web, I'll lag your SLIP
Lagman!
Don't ask me why it's on the blink (a-ah, Mr. Thompson)
Unless you want to lose your link (a-ah, Mr. Gates)
'Cause I'm the lagman, yeah, I'm the lagman
Now my advice for MPEG freaks:
You could be waiting several weeks
'Cause I'm the lagman, I'm the lagman, yeah,
And you're waiting for no one but me.

All You Need Is Chat
(в оригинале: All you need is LOVE)
Автор: Haui : lesseps@pananet.com

CHAT, CHAT, CHAT
CHAT, CHAT, CHAT
There's no chat you can do that can't be done
Nothing on chat memory that can't be saved
If something crashes you can log on again
It's easy
There's no CHAT on TV so dont watch
No partner on swiss CHAT that doesnt match
just log in and type and start to chat..
It's easy
All you need is CHAT
All you need is CHAT
All you need is CHAT, CHAT
CHAT is all you need
CHAT, CHAT, CHAT
CHAT, CHAT, CHAT
CHAT, CHAT, CHAT